Do you ever have times when your brain thinks it's a good idea to rehash each and every experience when you felt embarrassed / ashamed / guilty for things you said and did? Well, my brain feels that way at the end of this week. Someone told me once that fessing up helps, so here goes.

My crimes are these:
  • I run late. Often.
  • Even though we share a washer/dryer with three other units, I sometimes leave laundry in the machine longer than I should.
  • Sometimes, when it's raining and cold and dark, I don't pick Daisy's poop up until the next morning.
  • I make people pose for photos, and won't let them move until I have one that's insta worthy.
  • I take selfies.
  • I interrupt people because I'm afraid I'll forget to tell them something important if I try to be polite and wait until they are done speaking / meeting.
  • I think I'm hilarious when I've been drinking and sometimes can't let my "hilarious jokes" go.
  • On that note, I pretty much cringe when I think of any conversation I've ever had while under the influence. Because I find myself incredibly obnoxious and brutal.
  • Still on that note about drinking, if there is beer or a delicious cocktail nearby, I am really terrible with things likes "limits" and will almost always get fairly tipsy.
  • I am not always positive and supportive of my dates in a crowd. aka. I razz them and give them ish which I think comes across as me being a mean jerk to them. But really, as per my upbringing, I'm just making jokes and trying to be entertaining.
  • I call my dog a bitch. A lot.
  • I am the worst texter-backer EVER. We're talking days later here.
  • I do not live to work (at my day job). I LOVE the work I do there, and I enjoy the people immensely. But I am not the first person in, the last person out, or the person you can easily reach on the weekends regarding office matters. I am not that person and I never will be. 
So I think that covers most of things I'm feeling guilty about this morning. Lock me away and throw out the key, please.

Happy weekend. 

Sarah :: Plucky in Love

Sarah, aka "Plucky", blogs on the reg, unless she's on vacation or there's a Pretty Little Liars marathon or she's mulling over the implications of the phrase "on fleek." She can't live without iced coffee, a portable phone charger, or equal pay. Say hello!


  1. I can definitely say I have a lot of those qualities in common with you! I easily forget things so I am constantly interrupting others so I don't forget. I also think I am hilarious, even when I am not drunk and can often be found laughing at my jokes days later. What a great post!

  2. I am the same for a lot of these - definitely do not live to work. I am so bad at interrupting, and my husband and I give each other shit all the time and I think people think that we hate each other but we're just mucking about. I'm pretty awesome at texting back though, aint gonna lie.

  3. I can definitely relate to you on most of these! I definitely cringe thinking about conversations I had while under the influence. I turn into chatty Cathy when I drink... it's not good. And I am DEFINITELY a horrible text backer. If I read your text and don't respond immediately there's a good chance you won't ever get a reply. I get preoccupied with other things then just forget.

    <3, Pamela

  4. Love this!

    I watch really really bad TV (and made for TV movies....)
    '90's music is often still my jam
    I'm never the one who wants to go out and 'party'
    I act like a child when I am hangry
    I am not a good morning person
    I have no idea what I want to do with my life
    I take everything personally...
    I could eat kids cereal all. the. time.


    Simply Alexandra: My Favorite Things

  5. I interrupt people because I'm afraid I'll forget to tell them something important if I try to be polite and wait until they are done speaking / meeting.

    this is me. all day.

  6. i, too, am the worst at texting people back. or just straight up ignoring them on purpose and pretending i never got the message.