Don't get me wrong, I love the smell! I had a Pink body spray once that I wanted to bathe in. But the taste? Nah. I like sour in my Sourpatch Kids and grape in my grapes. The juice is so raunchy. I can't even.
You know what's better than running? EVERYTHING. It hurts. You aren't actually getting anywhere that much faster than walking. It's bad for your back and your knees. People often fall and get bumps and bruises. And I'm pretty sure that "runner's high" thing is a myth. No, thank you.
Why do people do this to themselves? I have no words.