things no one cares that you hate

:: country music ::
You hate it because it's hokey, twangy, one line repeated over and over, the same topic to a different tune. Well, shoot. That's also the reason people love it. That and wearing cute cotton dresses with cowboy boots to concerts where cold beer and hot dudes abound. ...just sayin.

:: hipsters ::
Let me guess - you hated hipsters before it was cool? Oh, you little trend-setter you. Wait.... 

:: hashtags ::
You hate hashtags? Well, I hate chai tea. We can't always have things our way, and our peers seem to love these things. Pick a new fight to fight. #FirstWorldProblems

:: Taylor Swift ::
You're in luck. Whether you love her or hate her, there are millions of other people who feel just the same. Love is positive, though, and hate sucks. So root for your faves and quit dissing Miss Tay, k?

:: Fox News ::
We get it. The dumbest of the dumb watch Fox News. Sheesh. What does that make people who watch the Kardashians or The Bachelor? God Bless America, Land of the Free to watch Dumb TV.

:: gym selfies ::
You've ranted on and on about it, but we keep posting them. Why? Because we're not posting them for you. We're posting them for our reasons, and clearly getting your approval just isn't that high on our priority list. #sorrynotsorry

:: bad grammar ::
Don't get me wrong. I love a good ironic metaphor with a hint of personification and a dash of properly-dangled modifier. Yep. Bad grammar sucks. But show me a person who's never used the wrong "your/you're" and I'll show someone who's not active on social media or in the blogging community because those people write A LOT. If we slip up one time out of one hundred, stop the hate!

It's Tuesday. Happy Snarkfest. 

Sarah :: Plucky in Love

Sarah, aka "Plucky", blogs on the reg, unless she's on vacation or there's a Pretty Little Liars marathon or she's mulling over the implications of the phrase "on fleek." She can't live without iced coffee, a portable phone charger, or equal pay. Say hello!

3 comments:

  1. I LOVE SNARKY, PLUCKY!!!!!! She might be my favorite plucky yet

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  2. bahah... saw a similar article in the KC newspaper recently: No one watching the world cup, cares that you hate soccer.... -Alexandra

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