Whoa. This is getting deep. But for real. If you take a sec to look into most major religions in the world, their sacred texts are (1) instructions on keeping people healthy and safe back in the day when there was no FDA to warn them of dangers and (2) trying to explain things to people that simply had no explanation at the time. So stop hating on the books. It was the best they could do with what they had. And their philosophies? Many are grounded in love and trying to do right by other people. So you probably don't hate religion. You hate some angry, self-righteous old curmudgeon who offered you anything but love and acceptance under the steeple so stop glaring at people in their Sunday best already. Sheesh.
It's Tuesday. Happy (slightly deep) Snarkfest.
*and by "funny" I mean not funny at all. That shiz is real.