I bet you didn't know...

...that sometimes, I feel like such a joiner. But I don't care.

...that if MacKensie G. and Babbling B. are into it, who am I to have beef with it?
(unless they are "into" to tacos. then, I'm TOTALLY having "beef" with it. he)

...that I wish J.Law would just be my bff already.

...that I've often been known to start a fresh pot of coffee at 4pm.

...that I really, REALLY hate to breathe really hard. It hurts. No bueno for that whole "cardio" thing...

...that I've had lunchables for the last week at lunch time because a childhood fantasy has finally come true they were on sale for $1 at Target.

...that I am way jealous of people who are COOL on their social media. Like, always witty. B.A. images. Just all-around entertaining and awesome. Uggh.


...that I kind of feel like Summer Break should be a thing until retirement. Just sayin'...

...that I'm developing varicose veins and it's seriously freaking me out. Go away, old age. No one wants you here.

...that I regularly forget to think before I speak. And then say insanely offensive things that surprise you and me both. Oops.


linking up here for humpday confessions.

Sarah :: Plucky in Love

Sarah, aka "Plucky", blogs on the reg, unless she's on vacation or there's a Pretty Little Liars marathon or she's mulling over the implications of the phrase "on fleek." She can't live without iced coffee, a portable phone charger, or equal pay. Say hello!

4 comments:

  1. Hey I don't have a filter either! I end up embarrassing myself a lot. I love this list!

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  2. Totally agree about summer break until retirement. Yes, please! Definitely miss those....

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  3. but for reals. summer break needs to happen!!!!! or we need to retire already one of the two. also do you not like tacos?!

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  4. My filter is also deteriorating. loooove this Kristen Wiig character. :) XO-Alexandra

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